id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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