Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
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Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
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Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize