As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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