just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
She's the barista slut.
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not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
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Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
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NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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