No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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