yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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