It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
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Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
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How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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