You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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