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(732): View more from New Jersey

Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?

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(925): View more from California

I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..

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(651): View more from Minnesota

sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure

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you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave

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(630): View more from Illinois

my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.

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(817): View more from Texas

you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for

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(985): View more from Louisiana

Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.

(504): View more from Louisiana

This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose

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