? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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