Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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