lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
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I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
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Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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