I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
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Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
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My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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