He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
Randomize