You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Houston, we have a blender
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
be right there i have to get my cape
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Randomize
