She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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