I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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