love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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