Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
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Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
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Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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