i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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