AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
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shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
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You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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