Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
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This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
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We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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