singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
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you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
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I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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