Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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