My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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