I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
