Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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