Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
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