i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I look better un-naked...
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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