Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
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So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
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Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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