omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
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i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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