Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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