SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
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