forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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