My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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