called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
im on a boat
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