I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
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no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
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Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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