And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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