uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Never underestimate the power of titties
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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