Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
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I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
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It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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