No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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