out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
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shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
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Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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