I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
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I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
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I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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