My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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