My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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