Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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