My nipple is on Facebook.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
so let's talk penis.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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