yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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