Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
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We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
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The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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