it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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