just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
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I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
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why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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