Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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