Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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