well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
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I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
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She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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