If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
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woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
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Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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